the power to time travel to the present

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to turn water into wine.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!