- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make everything worse

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

Pointless Super Powers