The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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blindness

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!