- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to become translucent

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

yo mama

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

open up pickles glass

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to get shot, for real.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers