The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to write comic books

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to poo.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!