The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!