- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to understand irony.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to like charlie

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to get in the van

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

Pointless Super Powers