- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to be blind

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers