- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to do nothing

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to kill yourself.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Pointless Super Powers