The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be a snail

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to be born again

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!