The power to lick your own balls!!!

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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swear words -jesse

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!