the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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32% Levitation.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to pee poop

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!