The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to jizz money

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!