- Pointless Super Powers

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Infinite knowledge when dead

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power of having two left hands.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to die on command.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to be Chuck Norris

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!