The power to change your urine to any color

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!