- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

Pointless Super Powers