- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to smell water.

The power to see oxygen.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to predict the present

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to refreeze frozen ice

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to melt your bones

Pointless Super Powers