The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Nothing

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!