the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to rotten food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!