The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

the power to time travel to the present

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The ability to pass out at will.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

the power to run in slow motion

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

a power to turn liquid into goo!

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

Power to freeze ice.

The power of having two left hands.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!