The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to time travel to the present

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!