- Pointless Super Powers

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!