- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to get married

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to do nothing

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to stop masturbating every day

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to look at someone and die.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to hold your breath when you die

Pointless Super Powers