The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!