The power to be stupid reading this.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to not have a superpower

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!