The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!