- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

Pointless Super Powers