being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power of hindsight

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!