The power to die on command.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to be alone

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!