The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to block your own powers

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to rotten food.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to have gravity.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!