- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to look TV

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to change the color of your poop

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to resurrect dead insects

Pointless Super Powers