- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to smell like ham

Pointless Super Powers