The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Nothing

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the ability to levitate

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!