The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!