The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to digest corn.

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yo mama

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!