- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to animate condiments

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to die

The power to eat your own head.

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers