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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.
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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!
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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking
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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground
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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."
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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.
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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.
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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.
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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.
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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.
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the power to make your nipples dissappear
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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the power to get drunk you are needed
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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.
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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.
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the power to animate condiments
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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.
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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder
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The power to die
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The power to eat your own head.
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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it
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the power to read your own thoughts
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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!