The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!