The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!