The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!