The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!