the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to know when someone queefed

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to speak to toasters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!