- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

open up pickles glass

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to fly in tornadoes

Pointless Super Powers