the ability to levitate

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!