open up pickles glass

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!