The power to not see anything

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to be normal.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!