The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!