- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the ability to levitate

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be alone

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to do nothing

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

power to age faster

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

Pointless Super Powers