- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not have a superpower

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Pointless Super Powers