The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to never have fun...never.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!