The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!