- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to animate condiments

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think your dreams are real.

Pointless Super Powers