the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to get married

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!