the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!