The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!