The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to eat socks

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to get married

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to even

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!