The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to look TV

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!