- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to do nothing

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power of having two left hands.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

open up pickles glass

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to be alone

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Pointless Super Powers