The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!