the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!