The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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yo mama

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!