- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

the power the convince people if they agree

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

75% levitation

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power... to move you.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Pointless Super Powers