The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!