- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be an idiot.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to be missed when present.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to not have a superpower

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

Pointless Super Powers