The power to turn into a pebble

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to vomit every time you burp.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to time travel to the present

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to open doors that are unlocked

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to forget what your superpower is

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to create shit

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to not be Batman

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to always know the exact time.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to not slip on banana peels

thumb_up thumb_down +49

To never remember what the word if means

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!