ability to run very fast forever

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to become translucent

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to break bones at will.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!