The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to die

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!