- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Pointless Super Powers