- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to walk on land.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

the power to misspell

Pointless Super Powers