- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to be a snail

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to make money disappear.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!