The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!