The power to digest corn.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to wish you had a power

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

Vanilla scented blood

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!