The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!