The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!