The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!